File this under the “Well, they said it” category.

Front page headline of The Sun today: (their line breaks)

“What does
woman [sic – CA] with
everything
say she’d
like for her
birthday…?
THE SUN.”

In other words, the last thing the Queen wants is The Sun. Yes?

(And of course what she actually said – as the story text notes – was “A nice sunshiny day, that would be nice.” Or it might have been sun-shiny – there’s a line break in it. Or sun-shiney? Sunshiney? Oh hell. And as for that “What does woman with”, if they’d done “the woman with” it would have bashed into her hat, which wouldn’t have respectful, y’know.)