Charles on… anything that comes along

It can only be counted as amazing how heat Magazine has managed to suck its new favourite celeb, Nadia, into the system: the past couple of weeks have been all about how to lose those extra pounds to squeeze into that bikini.

This of course ignoring the fact that Nadia is transsexual and so, despite all the hormone supplements, is going to have a male physiology; no chance of cellulite, and fat much easier to lose.

Surely at heat Towers they’re already moping at the fact that they’re never going to get Nadia: my IVF drama or Nadia: the child I never knew I had. Which will also mean being spat out (rather as Kate Lawler, another former Big Brother winner now is being, for the crime of appearing TOO THIN - can anyone feel a slight contradiction going on here?). The inevitability doesn’t make it any sadder.

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• How digital cameras made the stalkerazzi feasible - and what that tells us about print journalism's future (17 December 2007; score: 38.69%)