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Monday 26 June 2006

Filed under: — Charles @ 9:27 pm

And it’s lovely to hear from you too: letters we’d rather not get

Do we just get the readers we deserve? Or is there something about writing email which disguises green ink? Or what?

Here’s some extracts from a couple of emails we received at Tech this week. One began:

Oh dear. Not for the first time reading ‘Technology’ in recent months, I am struck by how some of your writers, while posing as knowledgable on an issue, are exposed as being woefully ignorant. XXX… cannot help conceal inadequate understanding of the subjects!

(middle bit snipped)

…Having established last week that preferment within the journalistic profession nationally in the UK is more on the basis of attending the right private school and university, or on daddy having the right friends, perhaps in the case of ‘Technology’ at least the Guardian should look more towards WHAT their contributors know than who they know in the future?

While the writer had made some good points in the letter, the opening and closing paragraphs just suggested someone who wanted to get one over - without any cause, since there’s no suggestion that the writer has benefited from “friends”. Instead they’re someone who (a) writes good copy (b) gets good interviews (c) delivers to deadline. I don’t know what school they went to or who their father is.

Which made the letter’s opening and closing all the more unpleasant, in fact. People lose their minds a little when they get behind a keyboard. It’s the downside of having a readership that pushes back. Sometimes they have mental halitosis.

Then there’s the other - the full-frontal attack:

I started reading the article [”The end of the death march“] but I’m afraid you lost me when you said “But for more than a decade, he [Bill Gates] has had another interest: trying to improve the lot of the world’s poorest.”

Give me a fscking break why don’t you!

At that point I knew that your article was aimed at the gullible and that anything else that followed wasn’t to be counted on.

And when you query this with them, they send back screeds about how Microsoft is a monopolist. Uh, yuh. Robin Hood was a thief so he could give to the poor. There’s a wonderful irony in Gates’s (and now Buffett’s) actions: the rich countries which won’t forgive debt worth billions, might see billions flowing to them from the peoples and governments of those same poor countries whose debt isn’t forgiven. It’d make a Supreme Being chortle.

3 Responses to “And it’s lovely to hear from you too: letters we’d rather not get”

  1. Steve Thompson Says:

    Quite intrigued by “mental halitosis”. How does that work then?

    We currently get about 3 call a month from people complaining that their BlackBerry doesn’t receive mail while it’s off. Those people are out there, Charles. You just need to know how to avoid them and not provoke them. Grolies do exist…. Well, the “groli” part.

  2. David Micallef Says:

    Oh god, isn’t the whole “big corporations are evil” line getting a bit old and tired - you know these letters are usually penned by disgruntled wanna-be employees of the companies they’re slating.

    The most common one I get is the anti-McDonalds to which my response always is “I agree, why don’t we shut down all the McDonalds in the UK and have thousands more teenagers out on the street with no money and nothing to do……..”

  3. wg Says:

    Reminds me, I’m afraid, of the classic “2000-year-old man” routine that Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks did back in their comedy act days.

    CR: “So you knew Robin Hood. Did he really steal from the rich and give to the poor?”

    MB: “Naah. He stole from ev’ybody and kept ev’ythin’.”

    wg

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