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Monday 14 August 2006

Filed under: — Charles @ 9:07 pm

When Russell Brand met Keith Richards.. in full

Here’s the full text of the interview as given in the Observer Music Monthly of the meeting - trailed with pictures rather extensively beforehand - between comedian-columnist-host-of-the-moment Russell Brand and gerontocracy guitarist Keith Richards.

RB: Alright mate, I’m Russell.
KR: Hey man, I’m Keith.
RB: You look ever so well, particularly after what happened.
KR: That was nothing. (Pause.) You’re a DJ?
RB: I’m a comedian, Keith.
KR: Hey, me too.
Photographer: Can I photograph you [two] with the guitars?
KR: Be easier with a camera.
(Photographer takes pictures.)
(PR person arrives to take KR away to something else pre-gig.)
KR: See you later, man. Gotta go press some flesh. Enjoy the show.
RB: Bye, Keith. Good luck with the gig. And the flesh-pressing.

Yup, it’s time for journalists to look to their laurels, I guess. Although many of us would quail at the idea that we have to generate 2,000 words from such a huge interview. How on earth do you pare it down?

2 Responses to “When Russell Brand met Keith Richards.. in full”

  1. willswideweb » Blog Archive » The magic of journalism Says:

    […] How to turn a ten minute interview, into a 2,700 word article. […]

  2. Will O'Connor Says:

    Staggering. I appreciate that the someone like Keith Richards may suffer from fairly draconian time pressures but the length of that ‘interview’ is comparable to the amount of time I spend turning down a request for 10p from the crack head on Tottenham Court road. Surely the OMM could make some arrangements to hold on to him for 5 minutes!? I don’t know whether to be grudgingly impressed at Brand’s creative license or infuriated that a posturing dandy has hood-winked me with a few pages of fictional bile….

    I think I’ll go with the latter; that’s time I’m not getting back at the end!

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