Charles on… anything that comes along

This one, however, relates not to the one at this moment married to some Scouser, but to the Heather Mills, the very good journalist who now works at Private Eye (though it’s said that the former has touted the work of the latter as her own, which I find bizarre).

Heather Mills NMTAS (not married to a Scouser) used to work at The Independent, where she was the Home Affairs correspondent. This job doesn’t deal with affairs allegedly had by Scousers, their wives or others, but instead to the grubby reality of life lived through the courts and the Home Office - the child abuse, murders, sink estates, attacks on people, all that sort of grit.

Not that PR people quite got this message. Which is why Heather, who was famously short with those who weren’t up to speed (but lovely with everyone else), was one day heard to have the following conversation on the phone:

“Hello?.. No, Home Affairs does not deal with soft furnishings.”

Bang.

Though one must say they don’t look dissimilar. Here’s images of HMM (ie MTAS); and here’s the only one I could find of HM NMTAS. Interesting to contrast the expressions on the two pages.

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