Charles on… anything that comes along

With scams all in the news now, my latest feature at the Guardian (online only) looks at the rather strange case of the Blog Readability page, which has done the online equivalent of walking into a police station and said that it’s lost its memory of how it came to be hosted on a completely unrelated site.

Let’s say you’re a site offering cash advances - better known as loans. You want to be on the top of Google’s results when someone searches for “cash advance”. How do you do it? Easy. Get bloggers to point to your site. For free. Bloggers have too much self-esteem, you cry - they’d never push a loans site up the rankings. They’re too canny, too cynical.

Wrong. Bloggers today offer a great resource for the clever to exploit. If you’re a loans site looking to boost your ranking, you can probably do it for about the cost of drawing up a few graphics in an afternoon and seeding a suitably influential blog. Pretty soon you’ll have hundreds of people copying it.

So you create a web page saying it’ll tell people their Blog Readability… and people come and start using it.

Anyway, once you’ve input your blog’s URL, you’ll quickly get a graphic showing your blog’s “readability” by school age - elementary school, high school, undergraduate, postgraduate, genius and so on. It seems to happen really fast, given the sort of linguistic analysis that must be needed, but computers are fast these days, aren’t they?

Then you have an image, which you can - if you’ve got the time and energy - copy, upload to your blog, and display; or a bit of HTML, which is much simpler, to paste in your page or profile. No muss, no fuss.

I was looking at this when I started wondering about the HTML. It has an image link - img style=”border: none;” src=”http://www.criticsrant.com/bb/readinglevel/img/junior_high.jpg”. All well and good. But then there’s the ALT tag - remember, the stuff that search engines actually index: alt=”cash advance” Get a Cash Advance”.

And that phrase “cash advance” has a link to an entirely different site…

Lots to read. And there’s even a graph…

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